Saturday, August 13, 2011

Come Ride in My Canoe

The worst is when married friends believe the single girl to be so unhappy that a set-up seems like the last resort. And so it begins. Dinner at said-friend's house and Drew Carey as the other guest. One can only wonder why canoeing was such a popular topic of conversation. And yes, your mind should jump to the double entendre...

Would I ride in his canoe (haha)? NO. Will I use the paddle? NO. Don't I like canoes? NOT THIS TIME FREAK.

Two PAINFUL hours later and I'm appreciating the one-woman kayak. At least dinner was free.

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